February 2012
I have a dirty mind, but an innocent face. →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
Follow this blog and laugh some more
1 tag
3 tags
2 tags
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
“Fandom is focus. Fandom is obsession. Fandom is insatiable consumption. Fandom...”
– http://hesychasm.livejournal.com/187818.html (via givemeonemoremiracle)
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
Day 07.
7. Your first kiss.
My first kiss was something I just wanted to get over with, so I prompted my first boyfriend to do it. He said that he was scared or something like that because I haven’t had my first kiss and he didn’t want to mess it up. Whatever. So he kissed me in his bedroom. I failed at my first kiss. I didn’t know what to do at all. And then later I drove home in a...
2 tags
Day 06.
6. Your first love, in great detail.
I was very confused in my first relationship. I didn’t know whether or not I really loved him or I was just caught up in my first relationship. But I now know that I was never in love with him. So I suppose my current boyfriend is my first love. And yes, I do get the whole puppy love experience. I love when we’re so happy just because we look at...
3 tags
